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  1. Amenhir

    Cordovan Strikes with Banhammer

    Oh this Grand Wizard of Freaks. The dude who probably faps to pics of his toons. The guy who was called out for creating an account, using a BoV, and then spinning these bullshit tales about the good old days of Lotro. The guy looks like he spends a whole lot of time in a windowless van with bags of candy. On a side note. I don't think Cordovan even knows what constitutes a troll. Being an asshole does not make one an internet troll. Getting other people to be assholes is what makes an internet troll. Calling someone an ass kissing douche bag is not trolling someone. Getting someone else to call you an ass kissing douche bag is trolling.
  2. Amenhir

    Oops

    I put my money on Pontin Fuckberry.
  3. Amenhir

    Oops

    You know damn well that some knucklehead will request they add them to the store. People did the same thing with trait points. Then they'll have their "Due to player feedback" loophole to suckle upon.
  4. Amenhir

    This is gonna hurt SSG

    You've got your wires crossed. If it entails any kind of cooperate oversight or regulation, it's the republicans who will knock it down. Dems would surely support something like this.
  5. Amenhir

    64-bit gossip

    WB Games Boston (formerly Turbine Inc, Turbine Entertainment Software, Second Nature, and originally CyberSpace, Inc.)
  6. Amenhir

    64-bit gossip

    I thought I would check out the 64 bit test, but BR won't update for me. So, since I can't be arsed to figure out why, fuck em.
  7. Amenhir

    And you thought the OF were bad...

    And all that subscription money going towards WoW is why that game has millions of players and Lotro has 34.
  8. Amenhir

    Streamer "Awesomeness"

    Lotro streamers were downright dangerous for the game. There have been a couple that made an effort to improve their play, but the level of outright wrong information being disseminated is why I completely stopped watching them. You can only watch someone grind through a level 30 hobbit minstrel so many times. There was zero attempt by any of them to grow the viewership as it's the same 20 or so people watching everyday that shit on anyone with a differing opinion. God forbid you ask to see any end game or pvp content. You bring that up and you'd think you just took a dump in someone's shoe. A typical interaction goes something like this. "Hey (insert streamer name), could you show me your build for raiding, I really want to get into raiding, but I'm not sure what I should be working on first?" Typical suck ass chimes in... "I don't care about raiding or pvp." The person asking the original question then says something to the effect of "I wasn't asking you." That is followed with "You've been timed out for (insert bullshit rule)" I'm not going to even touch what goes on during a Cord stream. Some of those people could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose. PS, Mac your voice is epic. I never thought I'd get to hear a Bond villain critique a Lotro streamer.
  9. Amenhir

    Streamer "Awesomeness"

    Perhaps someone will start another gofundme campaign to buy a new car and house. Lord knows they're the most deserving individuals on the planet. If she were any more up Cord's ass she could tell him what he ate for breakfast. She's also ban happy and shits on everyone that has any legitimate criticism. Fuck me I'm a worthless pile of shit that contemplates cutting open a vein on the daily. Maybe I should start streaming and get myself some self-esteem. Fuck this game, and fuck anyone who still plays the damn thing. it's not worth the hard drive space on a computer.
  10. They do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove There is also this one. https://guestofaguest.com/new-york/technology/billionaire-summer-camp-is-now-in-session-and-it-looks-hilarious
  11. Amenhir

    Moria soon on LS?

    But we'll finally be able to quest together, weeeeee!. It sucked when there were actual players and it sucks still. No game ever conceived should create absolute hatred for other people. The way MMOs work does exactly that. Running around like an idiot for hours trying to kill 20 of something and then some a-hole comes along and kills them.
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    Moria soon on LS?

    Won't work very well since the candles only last a short time. It would be like leaving bread crumbs behind you and having birds eat them after you leave.
  13. Amenhir

    Moria soon on LS?

    It's nice to know that the giant woofers in Cordovan's van/server room didn't degauss the hard drives.
  14. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    I guess that makes sense. Takes an outdated piece of shit to run an outdated piece of shit. I did have an old kinmate who had some anecdotal evidence that Lotro ran better on his Windows 98 pc, than his new rig..
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    22 Hours

    This is what I imagine happens when a new player loads up the game for the first time. New player has just logged off some other highly resource intensive AAA title that is 5 months old that plays flawlessly. "Hey, maybe I'll check out this Lotro. I loved the movies and I have a friend who plays the game" Downloads and installs client........... 18 hours later. "Phew, that took a while, I guess it's because it's got a decades worth of content" Logs in to the server of choice for the first time "Holy crap this game runs like shit!" Furiously checks all of their settings and hardware to ensure that it isn't something on their end and logs back in "Damn, why does this game run so badly?" Sees random hobbit playing a lute to a captive audience right in front of the stable master and sends them a tell(they can't post to world chat) "Hey, I just started playing the game today. Does it always run so badly, frame rates are terrible and the lag is horrendous" Random hobbit responds "How dare thee besmirch the almighty Lotro. This is a perfect digital representation of Middle Earth. You should be grateful SSG has deigned to allow us this opportunity to play!" New player wanders off to find someone else to ask "Hey, I just started playing this game. Does it always run so badly? Frame rates are terrible and the lag is horrendous" Random player responds "I don't know what you're talking about. This game runs flawlessly for me. What are your pc specs? Have you thought about upgrading to(insert way more power than is needed for a 10 yr old game)?" Turn all the pretty stuff off and your settings to very low. Problem solved" New player thinks for a moment "Fuck that, I'm not upgrading to(insert computer capable of creating life)in order to play this damn game" New players logs off, never to be seen or heard from again.
  16. Amenhir

    Who owns Lord of the Rings Online?

    Yes which is why at the end of my post I said "unless foreign simply means not Massachusetts. I didn't google what that meant because I don't give a shit.
  17. Amenhir

    Who owns Lord of the Rings Online?

    I'm sure Delaware would like to know that they're now a foreign country. Unless foreign simply means not Massachusetts.
  18. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    The data center is in cordovan's ponytail.
  19. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    There is definitely some co-dependence going on. "Please SSG let me know how Lotro is doing, so I know how I'm doing." TTFN everybody, I'll pop by in ten years when those last two millionaire whales give up and this rotting zombie of a game finally dies.
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    22 Hours

    I hate it that people seem to think they're running some non-profit charity. "Cord, we have a very pressing question being bandied about in chat here. We are dying to know how to send cookies to the data center team!" They're a business, trying to make money. People don't owe them anything. It's not like they're keeping Lotro or DDO alive out of the kindness of their hearts. When it stops making money, they're going to shut it down. Regardless of how sad players will be.
  21. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    Schadenfreude. Nvm, I see what you did there.
  22. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    Someone lost the 50,000 punch cards that have the Lotro code, and they're waiting on that shipment of vacuum tubes they ordered in 1957 to arrive.
  23. Amenhir

    22 Hours

    I'll tell you where the servers went.
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